January 2005

oh chewie // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 01.19.05
I really like this little Chewbacca icon. It's probably hard to tell that's it Chewbacca, but I swear it's him. In 1978 Kenner form, nonetheless. Why am I taking the time to write about my Chewbacca icon? Because I have nothing else to write about and it hurts my soul. I'm working on something that will move away from writing for a while, and since I'm mentioning it here, you can be sure that this new project won't come to fruition for at least 6 more months. Even longer than the revamp. Then it will be time to revamp the revamp. My legs hurt. Treadmills are unforgiving. For instance, when I'm running at a certain speed and want to slow it down a notch, I can never adjust my running speed quick enough to coincide with the change in treadmill speed. So I flail around like a mongoloid, frantically jamming the "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN" button as my lungs escape my throat in a beautiful, oxygen flavored pile. The retarded girl never whipes down her gym equipment after she's done sweating all over it. I wish she would, because she's quite heavy.

MARATHON! // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 01.12.05
New tamPod? Freakishly small Mac-in-a-box? Who cares!? The Marathon Trilogy is now available for download! While all you PC users were playing mindless shooters like DOOM, Quake and Duke Nukem, Mac users were playing Marathon because... well, that's all we had and we liked it just fine thank you. Luckily, we don't have this problem anymore because there hasn't been a game released for Mac since 1996 because Macs only have one mouse button and that one mouse button barely works. So please, download the games that put Bungie on the map before they were bought out by Microsoft and sold into slavery to make more Halo games for jocks and lowlives. Have fun wrapping your head around a .sit file you Windows-using bastards.

I'll post a real update today I swear to god please keep coming back I love you I love you I love you.

million dollar baby // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Monday, 01.10.05
Jesus Christ. I just finished watching Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby, and I don't think I've ever seen a more moving film since Requiem for a Dream. Everything was perfect, the acting, the pacing, the message. I haven't seen any of the other nominees for movie of the year, but I can't picture anything being more powerful than Million Dollar Baby.

katamari damacy // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 01.04.05
OK, I love Katamari Damacy as much as the next person, but I think I'll have to pass on the SUPER HAPPY KAWAII KATAMARI DAMACY HAT, which is selling on eBay right now for $83.51. The game costs $20! I'd rather buy 4 extra copies of Katamari Damacy and hand them out to gamers who play nothing but EA Sports titles, just to watch their brains ooze from their ears as they attempt to figure out which button punts the Katamari. Anyway, this update was just an excuse for me to profess my undying love of this very Japanese-y game, and to thank Namco for giving me a reason to dust off my PSTwo.

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