October 2003

aboot // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 10.29.03
Added a new section. It's called the about section. It talks "about" the site and myself. Position your cursor over these underlined letters, then apply pressure to the left mouse button (or, the only mouse button if you're a filthy Macintosh user). The mouse button can be found on your mouse. You can only complete this process if you have an internet connection with your ISP (internet service provider). If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact the police, the fire department, or Jesus. Have a wonderful day! :)

ATTN: Croatians // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 10.28.03
Can anyone translate what's going on in this thread? I'm assuming the original post was about the Croatian baby attack, but thismayhurt was linked in the last post, and I'd be interested to see what was said. Sure, there are translation sites out there, but not too many that can translate Croatian. Let me know.

*OMG 1 muose buttan??!!1* // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Friday, 10.24.03
How many times can I reload the FedEx tracker to see if my copy of Panther has been delivered to Rachel's house? Many, many times. More than I'd care to mention. Why Rachel's house? Because I'm a cheap bastard, and college students only have to pay $70 as opposed to $130. Finally, Rachel's grad work pays off for something. Fucking FedEx... WHY IS MY PACKAGE STILL "ON FEDEX VEHICLE FOR DELIVERY"? It's been on there since 7:05 this morning, when it left the sorting station in Moonachie, NJ. Oh well, not like it even matters. Macs suck d00d! They only have one mouse button, and they can't even play games and you can't build them out of computer ricer parts and they're fruity colors and they don't have floppy drives and I need a floppy drive to store my Word documents and Macs can't run Word and they're stupid and they look like lamps and you can't even overclock them so that the mouse moves quicker and they cost seven thousand dollars and one time my friend's brother used a Mac and it gave him AIDS and then he died because he had AIDS and no one cared because he was a Mac user and his computer was pink ROFLLOLROOFLESLOLPINKOMGSOGAY.

HULK SMASH // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 10.21.03
This guy who works in the cubicle behind mine is named Bruce Banner. I swear, everytime he answers the phone and says, "Bruce Banner speaking," I crane my neck to see if he's green. "HULK NEED MORE LIQUID PAPER! HULK SMASH CONFINING OFFICE ENVIRONMENT!" Did I mention I have nothing to do here? Although, today I had a nice ham and cheese sandwich from the cafeteria. Forty gallons of mayo never tasted so corporate.

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