Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

November 2002

FUCK // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 11.20.02
Booted up Playstation 2. Skipped over the Vice City intros. Waited for my saved game to autoload. A new game started. Huh. Strange. Reset Playstation 2. Skipped over the Vice City intros. Waited for my saved game to autoload. A new game started. Interesting. Ejected disc. Loaded in Maximo. Loaded saved Maximo game. Ejected Maximo. Loaded Vice City. Started new game. Attempted to load my saved game. File not found. FUCK. 55% completion. Down the fucking toilet. I'm so fucking mad right now.


it'sa me... mario! // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 11.20.02
I'm getting a Gamecube from Rachel Claus. Of course I'm getting it for Metroid Prime, and (to a lesser extent) the Sonic Mega Collection, but also, something inside of me needs to play Animal Crossing. I'm such a fag.


My Birthday // rachel threw this into the junk drawer on Monday, 11.11.02
I am going to officially become 21 in five days and no one wants to celebrate it with me. I told all of my friends, all 4 of them, that i want to go to a club in new york. Do you want to know who is coming? One friend and her boyfriend, which is not even included in my list of 4 friends. Thanks guys. Anyway, I will be going out with my friend and my lovely boyfriend out for my "special" birthday. Birthdays are shitty when you get older and you are actually able to drink. This sucks and no one loves me :(


chewbacca // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Monday, 11.11.02
Man, I actually have to use a comb now. I'm going through this weird phase where I refuse to cut my hair. I'm trying to look like Dave Grohl. Instead, I look like my mom with a goatee.


small milestone // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 11.07.02
In 8 months 11 days of existence, thismayhurt.com has gotten more hits than white.noise did in its entire three year run. And that's without showing love to any other sites, giving reciprocal links, nothing. Let's give it up for... well, me.


teaching // rachel threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 11.06.02
Today John, as you have probably read on this website, taught a class on how to use a macintosh computer. John has already persuaded me to switch from a pc to a mac, so he decided to brainwash a couple of other people today. He did a good job, despite the crazy old woman that ran out of the classroom halfway through the seminar. She screamed that she couldnt take it anymore and that she hoped all mac users will die a terrible death. Putting that aside, the person who runs this site has a wonderful and prosperous teaching career ahead of him. Wonderful and prosperous teaching career = one other macintosh seminar scheduled next week sometime. Good luck baby, I will be there.


click n' boom // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Sunday, 11.03.02
If you'd like to blame something for my recent lack of updates, blame this. And blame Rachel for buying it for me. And while we're blaming stuff, blame these guys for the downfall of society, and these dopes for pulling the plug these fine young gentlemen and lady.


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