November 2004

gallery updated // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 11.30.04
1:30 in the morning seemed like as good a time as any to update the gallery last night, even though I had to perform all sorts of internet magic to make the stupid thing work. So please, enjoy generous helpings of pictures because I chose your desire to see sexy pictures over my own beauty sleep, and god knows I need as much of that as I can get. I think I'm going to write an update about the new Spicy Holiday soda that turned my insides into a box of broken ornaments. I hope to have it up by February, so stay tuned!

ATT:N TURNKEYS EETERZ // ViCtOrIa threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 11.24.04
Hay guyz its me VICTORIA back again2 remind all of yous guys to BOYCOTT TURNKEYS THSI THANSKGIVINGS!!!!!! U prboably remember my update on from last years thansksgiving when you'r "best buddy" "LACKIE" gave me the "onor" of updaeting his stupid website "THISMAHYRTDOTCOMM" about the EVILS of thsi holiday becaues IN CASE YOU DIDN"T REMEMBMER.......... I HATE MEET BECAUSE I AM VEGE TRARIAN!!!!!!!!!/< I red a report on PETA.com (whitch is waaaaaaay bettar than this stupdi site HAHAHAHA SO STUPID) that towld the untowld story of poor turnkeys,chikens,ducks, rootsers,deers, cows, elephnats, hippos and that are <<SLAWTERED SO U CAN EAT ANDGET FAT< . i cant" believe im even wasteing my presiouous time righting this becuz none of yous r even going to read it bcuz you are all DUM MEET EATERS!!!! THis thansgiving me and my superhottt boyfrined TROY (I LUV YOU BABY!!!!) and me r having and ALL VEGGEE thanskgiving bcuz he FINALLY bcame a vegetrerian like me bcuz he realized how HORRIBLE aminals r treeted and the othre day he PROPOSED in front of the platipuss cage at the zoo and it was SOOOOOOOOOO romantic! We r gettin married in 2012 and NONE OF YOUS R INVITETED BCUZ YOU"R ALL JERKS IN MY BOOK THAT LISTS JERSK WITH FROWNY FACEZ NEXT TO HTEM LIKE THIS :( :( :( JERKS JERSK JERKS (#1 is LACKIE bcuz he is KING FAGJERK) <>Os dont eat meet during this holiady seeson bcuz if yous guys do youll winde up in HELL while me and my FIANCEE will b playin harps and checkres up in HEAVEN WITH GOD and SAINT CARROT: THE PATRONE ST OF VEGEETABLES.

PEASE OUT FAGGOS!
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video game roundup // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 11.11.04
The past few weeks have been big for gaming, including the new Grand Theft Auto, Halo 2, and next week, Half-Life 2. Unfortunately, I won't be playing HL2 since I don't have a PC, nor the desire to pay $2,000 for an acceptable (for me) gaming rig. But all of my consoles have been getting mad play recently, and here are some pointless reviews.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2). I'm going to be honest, for the first two or three hours, I wasn't feeling GTA: SA. Everything felt too loose. I couldn't drive a car properly because my driving skills were too low. I couldn't shoot a gun quick enough because my shooting skills were too low. But once I started investing more time into it and increasing my stats, the game became infinitely more enjoyable. There's nothing more satisfying than loading up a bunch of your fellow gang members into a car and blasting the fuck out of anything that moves. I liked the soundtrack from Vice City better, but SA has some definite winners, like two or three Ice Cube/Lenchmob tracks, Dr. Dre, Alice in Chains, L7, and Andy Dick on the talk radio station. I'm nowhere near the end (I just finished up the Los Santos missions) but I will definitely finish it up once I'm done with...

Halo 2 (X-Box). Holy shit. Who would have though that holding two guns at the same time would add so much more to the Halo experience? Growing up with Bungie's Marathon series on the Mac turned me into an instant Halo fanboy. I didn't care that all of the alien locations in the first Halo looked the same (the later levels look like one giant repeating hallway). I didn't mind the much hated Library levels, and I didn't care that I could get a better FPS experience on a PC with mouselook. Halo just felt right, as does Halo 2. This is slightly spoilerish, so hightlight to read: I just finished the level where you drive the Scorpion tank across the bridge, shooting down Ghosts and running over Covenant grunts... holy shit. I actually chuckled in amazement when I missed one of the Ghosts, and one of my soldiers riding shotgun shot it down with a missile launcher. It was just so perfect. Also, I am gay. I haven't taken Halo 2 online yet, but I will once I finish up the solo campaign. Buy it buy it buy it.

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