Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

December 2002

i stink like filth // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 12.19.02
You know how when you get sick, everything that enters your mouth tastes like phlegm? And when you breathe, everything that enters your nose smells like phlegm? And when you hear, everything sounds like phlegm? Then, when you finally hock up some phlegm, it tastes like a dusty old Ghostbusters 2 Nintendo cartridge? God, I hate that.

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