February 2005

selling shit on ebay // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Saturday, 02.26.05
I'm selling shit on ebay. If you get a huge boner over Final Fantasy VII, you'll probably shit your pants when you see what I'm selling. For some reason, this strategy guide sells for obscene prices on ebay (although, the prices used to be more obscene, sometimes $80 - $90). Why? I have no idea. I guess because it has pretty pictures and a ridiculous amount of stats. Whatever, I paid $10 for it back in the day. Plus, I'm throwing in a Sephiroth action figure, because FF VII fanboys get all antsy in their pantsy over Sephiroth. Again, why? I have no idea. I guess it's because he has a big sword, and because he killed that chick, and oh god I just spoiled the entire game I am so sorry.

Final Fantasy VII Versus Guide + Sephiroth Kawaii++ Action Figure

Oh, and I'm also selling a piece of crap Secret of Mana guide. No action figure, it's in black and white, and it does not fetch ridiculous prices. Great game, though.

Official Piece of Crap Secret of Mana Strategy Guide

i am great // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 02.16.05
Two consecutive bottles of Pepsi, or subsidiary colas under the umbrella of the Pepsi corporation, two consecutive winning caps for a free song from iTunes. Add those songs to the five free songs I picked up for signing up with a PayPal account, and that's like 6 or 8 free songs. I don't want to waste my free songs on stupid crap, so I scan the vast iTunes library night after sleepless night until I can barely keep my head off the keyboard... waiting for that perfect song to jump out at me. So far I've downloaded two tracks, Black No. 1 by Type O Negative and Natural Born Killaz by Dre and Cube. And, y'know, if those were the only two songs on the planet, and I was forced to listen to them every day until I was dead, I'd die a happy man.

i hate slashdot // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 02.01.05
God I hate Slashdot. They posted a link to this really nice article about the guy who created Snood, which is quite possibly the most addictive game I've ever lost generous amounts of sleep and sanity to. I don't know why, but after reading the article I decided to scroll down, and anyone who's ever visited slashdot knows the horrors that await when you scroll down... the comments section. Greasy nerds pounding away on their crumb-covered keyboards, complaining about inaccuracies in the piece and stroking their massive e-penises. "Hur hur, Snood is a rip off of Bust-A-Move and anyone that likes it is a faggot because I played Bust-A-Move in the 70's when it was a pen and paper RPG. I can't believe this guy is rich and I'm filled with chocolate and angst!" How could you hate Snood? Seriously. It's like hating birthday cake or healthy bowel movements.

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