Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

March 2003

soup is good food // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 03.12.03
I think this website needs a sponsor, and I think Daily Soup is the winner. Allow me to whore myself out...

"If you like soup like I like soup, then you should get your soup-lovin' ass over to Daily Soup, now at two convenient locations: safe, well-adjusted Montclair and scary, gangsta bitch-ass Newark. Their soups come in a variety of flavors, from crazy off-the-wall eggplant parmesan to plain old stupid tomato. Every order comes with a generous hunk of bread, a spoon and a napkin. I got TWO generous hunks of bread, and it wasn't even 'give two generous hunks of bread to ugly people' day. So, if you love hot soup and clean floors, come on down to Daily Soup, who provide the official food and beverage for thismayhurt.com (because, y'know, soup is a beverage and a food)."

a lovely day in Jersey // rachel threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 03.11.03
If you ever want to go someplace where you aren't bombarded by everday life, then take a trip to Red Bank, New Jersey. Every once in a while, John and I take an hour journey to this lovely city in southern Jersey. Our journey usually begins as a result of John's longing to go to the Secret Stash ( a comic store owned by Kevin Smith). We usually just browse the store and never really buy anything. Then, we travel across the street to Funk and Standard where this cute little shop will keep you there for about an hour or so. What wonderful object did we buy there, making our hour trip justified? A one dollar Paul Frank sticker to put on my spankin new car. Although this probably doesn't sound like an awesome trip for the average traveler, it is our little trip that always makes us smile and allows us to relax together. So now, one mediocre turkey sandwich and one awesome "italiano" sandwich later, we were once again fulfilled by our little excursion.

2SJ's // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Friday, 03.07.03
Damn. The 2 Skinnee J's are breaking up after 11 years of killing everything. They're playing two shows in Jersey, and their very last show will be in NYC sometime in June. If you've never heard them, I urge you to check them out on the "Fuck You, We Quit Tour."

Rhyming got us climbing to the top this profession
Some take us for granted, but still we keep 'em guessing
Yes, it's the S, oh my, the K I, double N, double E
With more suds than bubbly
-- 2 Skinnee J's

OMGSOCUTELOL // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Monday, 03.03.03
If you can watch the following video without cracking a smile, please accept my condolences, and these lovely parting gifts, as you will be forced to retire from the human race. On with the OMGSOCUTEness.
(special thanks to the goons of the something awful forums.)

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