Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

May 2003

eeeexcellent // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Friday, 05.16.03
Yes, it's all coming together now. Got an advanced copy of the new deftones album, and it's very nice. Saw the Matrix Reloaded last night, and it was also very nice, better than X-2 in my opinion. Graduation next week, plus hours upon hours of insanely boring training sessions for work, but they're fully paid. Trip to Ireland in about three weeks, and I also poo solid gold. Pretty neat, huh?

OMG CAKE 4 ME!!?? // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 05.07.03
That's right, today we had cake at my internship in my honor! Week after week of standing around, eating cake with strangers has finally paid off, and I even got to cut the first slice, as today is my last day in the broom closet. Everyone else had these pathetic little slivers, and I had about 7 pounds of cake, which I ate like a true champion. Then I got to do a question and answer session, "So what do you plan on doing after college?" To which I reply... "Oh, selling crack to pre-schoolers, roaming the streets of New York in a giant diaper, you know... the usual." I got a lot of empty stares, as their eyes glazed over and they continued eating their -- actually, my -- delicious cake. So, I know a lot of you were worried that I wasn't going to get my parting gift of delicious complimentary cake, but you can rest assured that I did, and victory is served best with a plastic fork.

X-2 // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Friday, 05.02.03
Getting ready to go see X-2 with Rach in a few minutes. I have a feeling we're going to be fighting each other Wolvie berzerker style in the parking lot after the movie. Last night we watched most of the original X-Men in preparation, and every once in a while we would look over at each other, put up our fists and flash our imaginary Wolvie claws. Plus, you have to make the noise, y'know, the "schling" noise that adamantium claws usually make right before you start stabbing bitches in the neck. We're fucking geeks. And while I'm very tempted to just watch the freshly downloaded Japanese dubbed version of X-2 sitting on my desktop, I'm going to wait until I get home. Oh, and I'm going to ejaculate all over myself too, just in case you were wondering.

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