Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

June 2003

g00d morning!!! 8^) lol // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Saturday, 06.28.03
I'm at work on a Saturday morning. Making webpages from Word documents. Ultimately replacing this mess. So far I have one page done. 12 more to go. My Powerbook > this shitty Dell when it comes to making webpages. Want to eat complimentary donuts. Stomach hurts too much. Ren & Stimpy fuck each other in the ass, now. Not too sure how I feel about that. This was the closet thing I've written to poetry since I was an angst-ridden pussy boy in high school. Not too sure how I feel about that, either.


XBOX Live // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 06.24.03
I picked up XBox Live yesterday to remind myself why I hate online gaming so much: namely, I suck at online gaming. If you have real-life grown-up hobbies, allow me to explain what XBox Live is all about: it's an ethernet connection for your XBox that allows you to play certain games over the interweb against real life opponents. The package also comes with a geeky headset that allows you to "talk trash" and "call people faggots" and "be white." There's nothing more surreal than getting my ass handed to me in MechAssault, and then having a 12 year old call me a "cocksucking gook." Want to kick my ass and call me names? My XBox Live screenname is tmh718.


(718) // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 06.03.03
Thank you for ordering tickets through Musictoday. We are sending out this email to clarify that the 2 Skinnee J's/Rocks off cruise is THURSDAY, June 5th. We had mistakenly listed the day of the week as Friday in the email confirmation you received. Further information on departure time and location are below.

The Rocks Off Boat Cruise leaves from Pier 63 at 23rd Street (FOR 6/5 & 6/6 ONLY) and the West Side Highway - Behind Basketball City. Please note the boarding and departure times listed above. Don't be late, cuz it ain't pretty to watch people stranded on the dock as the Party is sailing away... The Boat will return at approximately 12 midnight for the 2 Skinne J's show and at approximately 3:15AM for the Umphrey's McGee show. And yes, there is a full service bar on board.

Thanks
Ticketing Customer Service


my eyes hurt // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Monday, 06.02.03
Why do my eyes hurt? BECAUSE I SPENT 20 HOURS MAKING THAT FUCKING ANIMATED MSI .GIF FOR THE AUDIO SECTION!!!!!11 Then, after I got done resizing the fucking TV border, I find out that if you turn an animated .gif into a link, it won't animate! Hooray! So please, take a few minutes out of your day to stare at that stupid .gif and be sure to tell me how great it is.

- UPDATE -

I'm a stupid, stupid moron. I fixed it, because I'm a intarweb haX0r.


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