Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

July 2002

updates, etc. // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 07.31.02
New York was very nice yesterday. Although a little too hot and disgusting to be as romantic as I originally hoped, stil nice nonetheless. The Apple SoHo store was great, were I can join my fellow mac fags to worship hunks of plastic and metal. Wanted lots of stuff, bought wipes. Thanks to spite I got a 71 on that exam. Pretty sad that I got a 63 on a lab exam that I didn't really study for, and a 71 on a lecture exam that nearly killed me the night before. Now I have to go back to lab... I think the guy two computers down from me just pulled his dick out.

One year and many more to come..... // rachel threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 07.30.02
I had such a wonderful 1 year anniversary. Went to Mickey Mantle's then to FAO Schwartz. Best of all, we went to the new apple store in Soho and it was awesome. John and I have such a beautiful relationship that words can't even describe.

school blows and so does the heat // rachel threw this into the junk drawer on Monday, 07.29.02
I hate school and I hate heat. Both are unbearable today. Not only do I have to drive through Newark while sweat is pouring down my back, but I also had to go to school. I can't wait until it's all over.

spite // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Sunday, 07.28.02
Spite is a beautiful thing. Spite is the only reason I know the three types of unconformities, or the evidence of plate tectonics, or the fact that the north equatorial current moves clockwise. Yes, I am going to pass this fucking midterm tomorrow purely out of hateful and bitter spite. Somehow I've managed to fail three straight quizzes, but not tomorrow. Oh no. Of course Rachel already passed this course last semester, and she figured out the only way to get me to pass this midterm was to get me so pissed at it that failure was eliminated from the picture. Thank you Rachel. Fuck you Earth and Life History. A divergent pattern of evolution occurs when a parent yields two unrelated species. Spite is a beautiful thing.

Tonight // rachel threw this into the junk drawer on Saturday, 07.27.02
Life is Beautiful

everything // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 07.25.02
Star Wars, violent action figures and Mallrats? This site has everything.

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