July 2004

we are DEVO! // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 07.15.04
Hooray! 50% chance of scattered thunderstorms scheduled for the DEVO / Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert in Central Park on the 23rd! Will I stand in the rain to watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform? Yes. Will I stand in the rain to watch DEVO perform? Abso-frickin-lutely. Imagine the thrill of having 7,000 volts of electricity jolt through your body during an encore of Jocko Homo. That's a once in a lifetime experience that I refuse to miss, 50% chance of thunderstorms or not. Also, I'd like to thank summerstage for putting two of my favorite bands on the same bill, despite the strange looks I get when I tell people that I'm going to see DEVO.

Lurker Park // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Friday, 07.09.04
I saw a sign near my job for a summer funtime event at a place named Lurker Park. I can't recall what the summer funtime even was at the moment, but I can't forget the name of the locale: Lurker Park. Look, maybe 100 years ago you could get away with naming your park after a person who watches you from the bushes as he furiously masturbates into an oily rag, but nowadays you need to show a little more tact. I think I'd have a hard time flying a kite or picking pansies at Lurker Park, because I know that at any second I could tickle the sexual fancy of the Lurker Park Lurker. What's next? Dropping the kids off at the Expose Your Wang Playground? Feeding the ducks at the Rape and Battery Pond? How about a brisk walk through the Young Boys' Penis Fondle Hiking Trail? Maybe I'll take my chances with the Lurker Park Lurker after all.

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