Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

August 2003

fucking modchip // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Tuesday, 08.05.03
Remember a million years ago when I wrote about modding my XBox? Well, I ordered the modchip, the solderless adaptor, and a BIOS programmer. "Buy me," said the solderless adapter. "I'll ensure that you won't accidentally solder your face to your carpet!" That would be great, solderless adaptor, IF YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!@!@@!! I FUCKING PLUG THE THING IN, THE LITTLE BLUE LIGHT COMES ON FOR TWO SECONDS AND THEN GOES OUT. LIGHT GOES ON, LIGHT GOES OUT, LIGHT GOES ON, LIGHT GOES OUT. FUCKING BLUE LIGHT... WHY DO YOU MOCK ME? I spent $7,000 on modding equipment just so I could watch my illegally downloaded copy of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey on my TV. I could easily buy the DVD for $8, but now I'm just going to mod the XBox out of spite. Let's try this one more time... just plug this thing in here... wait... the little blue light... it's on! Woo-hoo! I just shat my pants! This is aweso-- oh, it went out again. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING KILL YOU YOU DIE NOW OK THANK YOU... If you'll excuse me, I have some electronics to ignite.

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