September 2004

lack of updates // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 09.22.04
Here are some reasons why I haven't updated the site...

Burnout 3

Guilty Gear X2 #Reload

Free month of Netflix

DVD burner (see above)

Countless new DVDs (Simpsons season 4, Aqua Teen seasons 1 and 2, Sealab season 1, etc...)

Surprise party recovery

Rachel threw me a surprise party last Friday, and it was incredible. Tons of people, tons of beverages, Scarface on a flat screen TV and a dangerous amount of gift certificates. It was like a sitcom... she said she was taking me out for dinner, the host takes us into the back room, the curtain opens up, everyone yells, "SURPRISE" and I violently wet myself. I'm still recovering from the super-awesomeness of it all, so give me a few more days.

ratemypoofessor // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 09.08.04
Wow, I just discovered the glory of ratemyprofessor.com. Oh, how I reminisced about this douchebag, this cunty prick, this ham monster and this maniac. Although most of the comments are like, "THIS TEACHERS' IS WACK YO I FELLED ASLEEP IN HUR ENGLSIH CLASS AND TEH BITCH FALED ME SO I SHOT HER IN THE AZZ LIKE A HUND'RD FITTY SEVEN TIMEZ," but some make some valid points, such as "This professor does not speak english" and "This professor broke down crying the first day of class." Haha, school. Anyway, to be fair, these professors were pretty cool, but they'd both be thoroughly disappointed if they found out that this was my main writing venue: [cool] [cool].

Coranto // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Wednesday, 09.01.04
Holy crap, Coranto is amazing. It makes NewsPublisher look like a piece of crap. I had it installed in minutes, created a junk drawer in seconds, and had the archives working almost instantly. Do you know how long it took me to do all that with NewsPublisher? I'll give you a hint, I made my brother-in-law do it for me. Coranto supports tons of kick-ass add-ons, including a spell checker, which is something tmh sorely needs, and an image picker! Yes, that's right, an image picker! Oh happy day. Now the only problem is transferring the old NP archives from the site over to Coranto, which probably means I'll have to open each update individually, copy everything over and somehow hack the dates. Oh wait, nevermind, Coranto has an add-on that let's me edit the dates. You suck, NewsPublisher, you un-updated piece of shit. Do you have an add-on that let's me edit the dates? I don't think so. Your only add-on is shame.

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