Where can you find 700 contact lense cases, orphaned Lego pieces and tokens to an arcade that burned down 10 years ago? That's right, your junk drawer! It serves as a halfway-house for stuff too obscure to categorize, yet too sacred to throw away.

So, I created my own "virtual-reality techno Junk Drawer of the future" right here on thismayhurt.com. Not only will I be throwing shit in here whenever the mood strikes me, but so will my very special guest, Rachel "Why Are You Making Me Do This?" Corus. So strap yourselves in, as we're all bound to be on a crash course with "wackiness." Enjoy.

September 2005

vacation // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 09.29.05
Going to Florida. Back at some point. Junk Drawer challenge entries being posted next week. Keep sending. GWAR concert next Saturday. New Castlevania game next week. Exciting times, my friends. Bye.

TITTIES! // lacki threw this into the junk drawer on Thursday, 09.15.05
Hey everyone. How's it going? Good to hear, good to hear. I'm depressed. Do you want to know why? Because I found this great article this morning about this guy in Germany who used dead cats to fuel his car, and then CNN posted a follow-up piece saying that story was sorta false. I don't want cats to die, but if you've been to the site more than once, you know how much I love writing about alternative fuel sources. I'm sure it's way cheaper to fill up your tank with 15 gallons of unleaded cat.

So what else is going on in Electric Lacki Land? Not much, yo. I'm turning 24 on Saturday, almost at the quarter-century mark. My allergies are acting up, so I picked up these really kick-ass eye drops. How do I know they kick ass? Because I just squeezed two drops into my left eye, and a big glob of eye gunk fell out of my head and into my lap. So thank you, Alcon's Naphcon-A eye drops, for giving me results that I can sort of see out of my good eye.

What else, what else, what else? Burnout 4 is an excellent game. Too bad the soundtrack sucks almost as badly as Burnout 3's, aside from KMFDM's remix of Mindless Self Indulgence's "Straight to Video." I'm sorry, weepy emo pop punk bullshit does not mix with driving 120 miles per hour into oncoming traffic. At least there's no exXxtreme DJ Stryyyker this time around.

I don't know. Am I done? Yeah, I guess I'm done. Real updates coming soon. I'm looking for new talent, so if you want to be my sidekick and write some updates and wear a cape and fight crime with me, let me know. Send some samples or something. BUT THIS ISN'T FUCKING MYSPACE, SO NO ARTICLES ABOUT WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST OR WHAT COLDPLAY SONG YOU LISTEN TO WHILE DOING YOUR MATH HOMEWORK. Sorry, that was mean. Almost a quarter-centry and all that.

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